Why do the landscapers for my office complex only come on rainy days? I mean really, I've NEVER seen them here on a clear day.
Why on earth do people drive 50 on the beltline when everyone else around them is going 75? And then they have the nerve to try to switch lanes....are they maybe suicidal...?
Why do people try to park a big-ass Ford F150 in a compact car space?? Don't be lazy, park where you're supposed to park. And if you have a compact car and still can't seem to place your car between the lines, stay home.
Why do people start sentences like this: "Do you wanna do me a favor....?" No, actually I don't. Do it yourself.
Why have you never heard someone say "Wow, you look like you feel really good today"--but they don't hesitate to tell you when you look like you feel horrible. What exactly are you trying to say, I look like dog meat today?? Ass.
It would apprear that I'm not the only person who deserves an award for my level of common sense....Idiots.
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