Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sick Days

Why is it that everytime one calls in sick, one's boss makes like it was fakery?? This is the same boss that last year was sick with the "flu" who, after missing like 4 days of work and cancelling a flight upstate to meet with a huge prospect, came in to the office everyday and I'm pretty sure sat at his desk and took a nap. (We've all come to that conclusion since the door was shut and it looked mighty dark in there).

So, here I am at work today, coughing up my lungs all day and still you are acting like its a hoax. Do I need to cough up a big bunch of sickness onto your desk for you to believe me? Because, believe me, as grumpy as I am when I'm sick, all you have to do is say the word and I will be more than happy to prove how sick I am for you....


And since I have 16 damnit sick days to use, will it really kill business for me to miss one?? Dude, back off.

How sweet it must be to be "The Man" (sitting in the big chair with the nice windowy office, doing a whole bunch of nothing while I'm slaving in the back working in my suped up closet w/ no windows).

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