Reasons to Get Hitched

With the wedding of my best friend last month, I am now official the last person I know--or at least associate with--that isn't married or hasn't previously been married (besides my sister, we're two peas in a pod). Sometimes it bothers me to sit around the house alone on a weekend, but other times I wonder what's going through these people's mind. I'm 28, so its understandable that all my friends are married. But my sister is 21 and alot of her friends are married or engaged. Isn't that young...?? I feel WAY behind because of them.

So I sit and think, what makes these girls want to get married so young. I've come to some pretty logical conclusions. Here they are, my reasons to get married:

--So they can have a man to take the trash barrel to end of the driveway and bring it back up (hate doing that, if it was my choice it was stay at the road permanently).

--To help cut the grass (I've been in my house for 2 yrs now. For the first 6 months I thought cutting the grass was great; it made me feel relaxed and at home. Now I'm contemplating pouring concrete over ever inch of grass so as to not get kicked out of the neighborhood for having grass that's knee high.)

--So that when you're sick, you have a companion to pick up your snotty tissues and make you soup. (Riiigh, like that would happen). More probable, so that if you pass the hell out, you will have someone there to call 911.

--So they can have a live in handy man & mechanic (oil changes can get messy, I don't want that under my fingernails).

--Bills. What more is there to say. Two incomes are better than one. ALWAYS.